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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

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Supporters Call For New Religious Crusade Against The Unclean

It's official. It's not just gays. God hates shrimp.

Frankly it's no surprise to me. I just *knew* they weren't kosher.

Well, sorry, call me intolerant, but that's just how I was raised. Look it up. It's in the Bible and everything.

Next thing you know, these shrimp will want to marry. And then they'll start demanding the right to adopt crawfish or something like that, and then.... well, don't get me started.



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