1.
Gives Donald Trump new
opportunities to demonstrate incompetent, boorish and bigoted behaviors.
2.
Nuclear winter will reverse
the consequences of climate change.
3.
Will likely increase
federal health care spending.
4.
Americans will all be
singing Tom Lehrer’s, “So Long Mom, I’m off to Drop the Bomb”
5.
Will enable Puerto Ricans
to take their minds off having no food, power or safe water.
6.
Rubble will provide cheaper
material for building the Wall.
7.
Domestic hate groups will
expand their repertoire.
8.
Congress, taking a cue from
World War I, will insist that kimchee be referred to as “liberty cabbage.”
9.
Students kneeling under
their desks when national anthem is played during air raids will be expelled by
all schools owned by Betsy DeVos.
10. Holocaust that destroys all human life will at least cause
cancellation of The Orville and New York Giants football season.