Dick Cheney Can Be President

Asked about the differences between John Edwards and Dick Cheney, President Bush tersely remarked: "Dick Cheney can be President."

And we all know that's true because Bush hasn't done a lick of work for the past three years.

Meanwhile, over at Fafblog, Giblets explains why picking John Edwards was a big mistake:

* He is a trial lawyer! As a trial lawyer Edwards repeatedly stole money from poor corporations to give to greedy children crippled by their products! Do we really need a vice president who is a lackey of Big Children? Giblets thinks not!
* He is an unaccomplished liberal! What war's he started, huh? How many pointless quagmires has he stranded the American military in? Can he take a look at the monstrously-swelling national debt and say "I did that"? How many no-bid war contracts has he handed out to incompetant corporate cronies? Giblets will take John Edwards seriously when John Edwards starts doing something serious.